02 9 / 2018

sometimes-butts:
“ ibnuprofen:
“ hotdog-friend:
“ is that butter
”
no it’s stonehenge
”
I can’t believe it’s not butter
”

sometimes-butts:

ibnuprofen:

hotdog-friend:

is that butter

no it’s stonehenge

I can’t believe it’s not butter

(via stability)

01 9 / 2018

01 9 / 2018

sherlockthefallenangel:

meladoodle:

godlykesha:

meladoodle:

one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’

is this the same dad that once called you dad

no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home lab in the basement. speaking of that, the three armed one just got out again god damnit

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(Source: meladoodle, via thebootydiaries)

01 9 / 2018

slipher626:

WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL LIKE THEIR MOUTHS ARE SYNCING WITH THE SONG PERFECTLY AND THIS HASN’T EVEN BEEN EDITED THE FUCK

(Source: tropiyas, via odinsnotwearingmakeup)

01 9 / 2018

iamjessemccartney:

kelptalks:

iamjessemccartney:

DON'T👏PLAY👏CALL👏OF👏DUTY👏UNLESS👏YOU'RE👏A👏FISH👏

wh

why

cod

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

01 9 / 2018

(Source: thursday, via thatsthat24)

01 9 / 2018

sauvamente:
“kumasenpai:
“mango-thot:
“ cumprise:
“ bae–electronica:
“ libertarian-lady:
“ libertarian-lady:
“ libertarian-lady:
“V A C C I N A T E
” ”
sign in a doctor’s office
I have decided to make this a master post of healthcare PROFESSIONALS...

sauvamente:

kumasenpai:

mango-thot:

cumprise:

bae–electronica:

libertarian-lady:

libertarian-lady:

libertarian-lady:

V A C C I N A T E

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sign in a doctor’s office

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I have decided to make this a master post of healthcare PROFESSIONALS calling bullshit on anti-vaxx

there are links directly between some vaccinations and autism in young children. Whole drug and medical industries need to be restructured

No there aren’t, and the doctor that said that literally got his license taken away for being reckless

The whole entire study was literally based on lies. There are kids who can’t get vaccinated due to health reasons like allergies and being immuno-compromised but every other child NEEDS to be vaccinated

1. Mufuckas is too old to be believing  your child can catch autism from a goddamn shot

2. Even if they could an autistic child is better than a dead one

3. STOP SPREADING BULLSHIT

If you believe that vaccinations cause autism you do not deserve to have children. There are so many kids that have died because of this believe because people do not wanna vaccinate their children because they’re afraid of autism which is fucked up on so many levels.

(Source: ash-ash-bo-bash, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

01 9 / 2018

iheart3j5:

paulthebukkit:

the father, the son, and the holy spirit

You’re missing the Way Better Chloe Kim headline


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(via odinsnotwearingmakeup)

31 8 / 2018

clockatrice:

monopropellant:

dunyun-rings:

I saw some great pigeons the other day

these are normal pigeons

yes but they’re great

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

29 8 / 2018

dongboss:
“ kibokko:
“ wow! what kind of chicken lay that egg
” ”

dongboss:

kibokko:

wow! what kind of chicken lay that egg

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(Source: warmleatherette44, via thebootydiaries)

29 8 / 2018

29 8 / 2018

buzzfeed:

A French tennis player was slapped with a violation at the US Open on Tuesday for taking off her shirt to readjust it while on the court.

The tournament, held in Queens, New York, has been plagued by an unrelenting heat wave with temperatures soaring upward of 96 degrees Tuesday, with a heat index making it feel like over 100 degrees at times.

The players were given a 10-minute break to cool off and rehydrate, during which Alizé Cornet put on a fresh shirt. When she returned to the court, she realized her shirt was on backward. She quickly took off the shirt and put it back on, prompting umpire Christian Rask to hit her with a code violation.

Women’s Tennis Association rules dictate that players may only remove shirts while off-court. No such rules apply to male players, who took their shirts off frequently Tuesday, to deal with the blistering heat.

(Source: buzzfeednews.com)

29 8 / 2018

29 8 / 2018

fulltimehabibti:

fulltimehabibti:

sweden deporting an openly gay football player to uganda after years of persecution from ugandan press and authorities and who will absolutely be murdered on the spot just like his ex… bc his story was “too vague and not believable”

there’s a price on his head. he’s openly gay. his boyfriend comes to all his matches and practices. his ex boyfriend is DEAD bc they got outed.

fuck migrationsverket. support Partick Mulyanti.

tw: homophobia, suicide

please take a moment to sign the petition letting Patrick Mulyanti stay or keep him in your thoughts. He’s considering taking his own life if he gets sent back to Uganda.

https://www.skrivunder.com/utvisa_inte_oppet_homosexuella_patrick_till_uganda

(via panicandstartariot)

29 8 / 2018

portraitofemmy:

possiblestoner:

marzipanandminutiae:

A. imagine your otp

B. dear gods this country has massive issues

I’ve been looking for this post for ages

listen, I’ve read enough fanfic to know that they’re not getting divorced, but it’ll take about 35k of pining to figure that out.

(Source: hatingongodot, via odinsnotwearingmakeup)